  Happy Independence Day America By Ernest Stewart
Escaping from the Declining Fall of the Roaming Empire ~~~ Proctor and Bergman "We have awakened a sleeping giant and have instilled in him a terrible resolve." ~~~ Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto I introduced legislation last week that is based on a very simple principle: federal agents should be subject to the same laws as ordinary citizens. If you would face criminal prosecution or a lawsuit for groping someone, exposing them to unwelcome radiation, causing them emotional distress, or violating indecency laws, then TSA agents should similarly face sanctions for their actions. ~~~ Congressman Ron Paul I'm going down For example, you could give a tribe of Indians some diseased blankets soaked in small pox to keep them warm. If you live way down yonder you could whip some black folks or recreate the War of Yankee Aggression where Robert R. Lee takes Ulysses S. Grant's sword in surrender. See I bet they didn't know that the south won the civil war? Can I get a Yee Haw? How about a Damn Yankee? You could enslave a million Chinese and force them to build a railroad through the Rockies in the dead of winter! Or you could murder 90% of a native population and have the survivors live in open air ghettos in the barren wilderness! In fact, you could take the kids worldwide to strange, exotic places full of strange, new, exotic people and kill everything in sight -- while stealing everything of material worth. That should open up the little ones' eyes! But, of course, you won't do such a thing; you'll get loaded, and ignore reality, and start chanting, "USA, USA, USA!" Watch the neighbor's kid blow off a couple of fingers with an M-80, fly Old Gory, or The Stars and Bars or both! You'll be making heaping plates of the newest designer grilled Franken Foods as you watch the Vets flinch every time someone throws a firecracker and think to yourself, "Life is good!" Happy 4th of July, Ya'll! I also see where there are a lot of old folks, sick folks, poor folks, and hungry folks going to be asked, well, demanded of, to pay the piper for the rich and the military. Forget the fact they've already paid for these services and that basic health; food and welfare are A RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE in this society! As we've seen around the country this spring from all over America, angry people are confronting their Con-gress critters, pretty much mad as Hell and not going to take it anymore! The old boys saw that when they went home for break, and came back singing a different tune; the Tea Baggers didn't -- for them it's damn the torpedos, full speed ahead! Tea Baggers, like Christie, Brewer, Scott, Daniels, Brownback, LePage, Snyder and Walker, may be doing us a favor. They all jumped the gun a bit, and, instead of lulling the sheeple back asleep, they went right ahead with their dirty work, not only in the open but daring America to do something about it -- then they were sticking out their tongues, sticking their thumbs in their ears and going: Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! Methinks, by overplaying their hands, and with what is at stake, we may see the awakening of a sleeping giant, the American people? Ask Admiral Yamamoto how that worked out for him? Or not? You've no doubt heard about the sick-with-leukemia, wheelchair-bound, 95-year-old, great grandmother who was forced to remove her diaper (Depends) so that those perverts could inspect it to make sure those pee stains weren't actually C-4! That's right, America, for the privilege of getting inside that sardine can, and being treated worse than cattle, you are now required to remove your unmentionables for inspection on order! All to protect you from developing a backbone and telling them to go f*ck themselves! Whether strip searching grandmothers in wheelchairs, or telling you to tell your child that the fondling and molesting the friendly TSA man is doing to them is just playing. You know, just like the friendly pervert down the block would say to them. It's okay when the government screws you, little Mary, and Billy Ray -- so you better get used to it, as this time won't be the last time that you get f*cked by the government! Fear not, America, Deputy Fuhrer John Pistole says it's all in good fun, and they were only following ze orders and the "agents" said, "they felt something suspicious on her leg and they couldn't determine what it was" even though they were told what it was -- not much imagination, eh? They "acted professionally and according to procedure," said Pistole. NO, folks, I'm not going for the obvious joke or insight to John's psyche because of his name and how it might have effected his brain to the point of ordering checking the interior of diapers. Even as easy as it would be; NO, I won't go there! Thanks, Mr. Underwear Bomber! I suppose we should be grateful that al Qaeda doesn't send male and female bombers with C-4 shoved up all of their orifices. Even if they're unsuccessful, can you imagine those next rounds of searches? On second thought, I think I'll just take the train! For those of you who can help us out to remain publishing for another year, please do so NOW! We need to raise money fast if the magazine is to remain solvent. I don't make enough from Social Security to pay the bills myself anymore. In fact, I don't get enough money from the government to be able to live on my own, and have to live in a relative's house to keep a roof over my head! Either Issues & Alibis is an important part of your life, or it isn't. If it is, please step up as donations this year are at a ten year low. No donation is to small or to large -- and if by some miracle, we do bring in enough to pay the bills, anything left over will be used to make improvements and bring back some departments that we used to have before we couldn't afford to buy them anymore. So smoke 'em if ya got 'em, America, and help us if you can!  09-16-1927 ~ 06-23-2011 Thanks for everything!
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