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Thursday, October 14, 2010

 










Back From The Shadows
By Ernest Stewart

We're back from the shadows again
Out where an Injuns your friend
Where the vegetables are green
And you can pee right into the stream (And that's important!)
Yes we're back from the shadows again!
Back From The Shadows ~~~ The Firesign Theatre

"These people are very unskilled in arms ... with 50 men they could all be subjected and made to do all that one wished."
~~~ Christopher Columbus ~~~

"This is the Tea Party in a nutshell: a movement of angry reactionaries marked by zealous intolerance of anyone who doesn't fit their demographic profile of a real American, combined with a sociopathic desire to enforce the proper punishment on anyone who doesn't live up to their old-time Judeo-Christian values of crime and punishment." ~~~ Dante Atkins

I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
Back In The Saddle ~~~ Aerosmith

Well that was a close one. Talk about dodging a bullet, about escaping by the skin of one's teeth. Thanks to everyone who helped me get through this very difficult time.

As you can see I'm back up and publishing again and somewhat set up in an environment that I can function in so the fight will go on. Two months ago when it hit the fan, not only did it rock my world, but it forced me to realize my delicate situation and focused my attention on my immediate surrounding, instead of the road ahead. Without self-realization, there can be no grand vision, you can't help others if you haven't helped yourself enough to get by on.

I allowed myself to get into a position where one person could do what Nixon, both Bushes and Obama couldn't-namely, shut me the f*ck up! I know they were dancing in the aisles over at The Free Republic and Takis. Sorry to disappoint all you tea baggers but this old dog isn't going anywhere, except back into the fray! To the one who wrote in warning me that I've had a contract put out on me, well, cest' la guerre, let's rock!

I'd like to thank all of you for your well wishing. For your advice and caring. For those of you keeping score I guess I'll have to cop to being financed by a foreign country now, i.e., Canada, who has sent in slightly more money to the cause than the Americans have. Where's your patriotism, America? I'm still alive but miles from being solvent!

In Other News

So how did you celebrate "Indian Genocide Day" America? Did you wipe out a tribe with small pox infested blankets? Did you sell a couple dozen Indian children into slavery or send them off to "Indian" school? Did you place a whole Nation into a Concentration Camp and slowly starve them to death? Did you kidnap a few and take them to a strange land and put them on display. Did you take their acts of kindness and brotherhood and use that against them at a point of a sword? Did you force your god down their throats? Then, why don't we have a holiday in celebration of slavery too? Reliving those good old daze of whoppin' slaves and sellin' cotton and subjugatin' women! Maybe it's just me, but I fail to see the difference between the two, can you?

Columbus Day is an attempt to mask the horrors of two thousand years of massacres and mayhem by the church with a "god like" Columbus. They thought, who better than Columbus as a logo for Catholicism; and I have to agree, Columbus is what the Catholic Church is all about and what America is all about too. Those three simple goals that Chris, the Church and America all have are, "greed, gold and power!" As Chris said,

"Gold is most excellent; gold is treasure, and he who possesses it does all he wishes to in this world."

We get programmed by our programmers in elementary school with stuff like, "In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue." Some of the BS we're taught is that Chris called them Indians because he thought he had found India. Which is of course impossible as there was no such place as India in 1492. India in those days was called Hindustan. He was looking for a shorter route to Japan. He called them Indios, which is Spanish for "children of god" and being an Apocalyptic Christian, naturally wanted to kill them all in god's mercy!

Another lie was that Columbus discovered Vespucciland, something that he was about 40,000 years to late to do, which is when the Asians started arriving in South America. The Vikings were building villages in North America 500 years before Chris was born, not to mention some enterprising English and Irish fishermen who had discovered the banks off Newfoundland just after the Romans left town.

Chris was at his best a genocidal maniac who began a slaughter that would end by 1542 with the death of every native in the Caribbean, some 12 million souls. Certainly no one to have a holiday for, no matter what Joey Ratz the Panzer Pope says!

And Finally

I got to thinking the other day (yes, I know, a dangerous thing for me to do!) about the tea bagger phenomena, and it struck me that I've seen this all before, back about 40 years ago. In fact I've seen this before from the very same people who are tea baggers today! Can the leopard change his spots? NO!

People of my generation can relate to this, i.e., remember those boomers back in the 60s and 70s that didn't smoke pot? You know the youth for Nixon crowd, the Ohio State National Guard kids? Spiro Agnew quoters, all you, "nattering nabobs of negativism." The outcasts, the brainwashed that just didn't get peace and love and brotherhood. Not just the KKK, the Birchers, the DAR and UDC but those who thought they were living in a Walt Disney world. They grew up to be PNAC members, RNC staffers and for the most part "The Sheeple."

The lunatic fringe of the baby boomers raced to become tea baggers, birthers and Fox News talking heads! While always a small minority they have always been backed by our corpo-rat masters who have bottomless wallets when it comes to keeping the people down, so that their voice is way out of proportion to their actual numbers. Just like the Jews who run the media and the government while being only 1.5 % of the population these tea baggers are of a small cult too! While most of the Sheeple are not truly evil they have been programmed to do evil things without even knowing about it, as the mythical Jesus was said to say, "Forgive them for they know not what they do!" However, as Terrance Hill said in the Spaghetti Western of the same title, "God Forgives... I Don't!"

With the help of the Sheeple we are set to return to those golden daze of yesteryear, back to the Ante Bellum south, where if you're not rich and white it's your ass, America!

It's Over: UPDATE!

Well, I finally figured out how to keep Word 2008 from turning my punctuation into numbers, question marks and strange symbols. Also thanks to Dr. Phil and his evil twin brother Mr. Jack from Manassas and their timely donation this week, I have some bread on the table, thanks guys. Also thanks to Matt from Canton who gave me an addition 20% off this computer so I could afford to buy it and keep on, keepin' on!

Trouble is, it's a long way to January when my first government check comes in, don't you just love socialism? I know I do! Hmmm... must be the socialist in me, huh? So I could use a little help in the meantime Ya'll! Jenny, Dr. Bob, Elizabeth or any of Ya'll, a little help please!

On the other note, I'm still having a little problem or two or three with the loss of my family. Like a nightmare scene out of "Shane" I can still see my daughter Juliet's bright green eyes as she cried, "Daddy! Come back Daddy! Daddy come back!" Don't worry, America, it's nothing that a few decades of therapy won't cure, or not, we'll see? Cest la vie!

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03-21-1940 ~ 10-10-2010
Thanks for the blues!


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Until the next time, Peace!
(c) 2010 Ernest Stewart a.k.a. Uncle Ernie is an unabashed radical, author, stand-up comic, DJ, actor, political pundit and for the last 9 years managing editor and publisher of Issues & Alibis magazine. Visit me on Face Book. Follow me on Twitter.

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